His sobbing toddler says, "Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy." Furious, the dad hurries back up stairs, opens the closet, and discovers his brother totally nude—as his son had said.
Screaming the guy, "You bastard, Jim," says "Your wife is over there having a heart attack and you're running naked scaring Johnny!!"
Tell us, in the comments, if you thought it funny.